Monday, December 17, 2012

Progress

So as usual, when I am sewing, I am not writing. So since I have not been writing, one could assume I have been sewing. Partially true. I completed my very first triathlon in October and I must admit that it took up a lot of my spare time and energy. But once that was over, the quilting marathon commenced!

With the hubby traveling, I had plenty of time to tackle projects old and new. I set some crazy kamikaze goals for myself and off I went. In between, I demoed free motion quilting at a guild meeting (let the cat out of the bag that precise free motion is all about marking) and snuck in a Dia de Los Muertos present.

Some updates

But first the interlopers
I like to call these the kamikaze projects, those projects that just seem to materialize, have an immediate deadline, and are never as quick as you think.

Flat (Holy) Mary
Saw this fabric in the quilt store and so so so needed to think of something to make from it. I decided someone needed a Dia De Los Muertos present and that it should be a pillow because, let's face it, that's a whole lotta gaudy for a quilt. Anyway, had to buy a good chunk of fabric in order to get a whole Holy Mary for the center panel. Showed the fabric to a girlfriend who was on her way to Turkey. --hey, she said. I'm going to Mary's house. Maybe I should take her, like Flat Stanley (if you don't know who flat Stanley is, google him. I am too lazy to lookup the link and post it). So Flat (Holy) Mary was carted around Turkey and surreptitiously photographed in some fairly famous locations. My poor husband took one look at this pillow and sighed. He knows that the older I get, the more my inner Latina rises to the surface. He knows the Mexican tia aprons and chanklas can't be far behind.




Mom's Pumpkins table runner
I think I mentioned previously that my mom had come for a visit. She saw my pumpkin table runner and was puzzled as to where hers was. I took the hint and kamikazed one up for her for Thanksgiving. I started it the weekend before Thanksgiving and after several EthelandLucyinthechocolatefactory episodes with running out of fabric and thread, managed to bind it on the car ride to my mom's house for Thanksgiving weekend. Alas did not manage to get any finished pictures of it.






Clare de Lune
Since renamed Good Day Sunshine. GDS is complete and on its way to the baby that started it all (the recipient of my very first quilt). It turned out better than I could have imagined. The stencil I bought for it was a smaller scale than I wanted, but the one I bought just for fun turned out to be perfect. I ended up quilting it with pale yellow thread and was really pleased with how it turned out. It was also fun to sew a little girl quilt for a change.















Tree skirt
Almost left this one unquilted. I fought with that darned nylon thread for DAYS. Am still not totally satisfied, but since it is under the tree (I know, right?!? Actually started and finished this year! That's a new record for a Christmas project.) you can't really see it that closely, so whatever. I quilted it with a pretty poinsettia design. It was apparently designed for midget trees though as it hardly goes around half the base of our tree. But again, whatever. It's done and under there!







Previously unnamed raw edge appliqué project
Warning -- if you speak Spanish and are easily offended, close your eyes
Las Chingaderas
Loosely translated it means little f---ers. I spent hours hunched over my dressmaker cutting board, shamelessly using the preprinted grid to avoid marking my background, glueing down bits of fabric. This is only 10 rows (of 17) and it covers the top of my dining room table.




Holy moly... This thing is going to be huge. Hey wait a minute, why am I short Chingaderas? Check the recipe. It says "glue down 162 shapes". Hold up there skippy... I have 144 carefully cut and counted Chingaderas. Where in the Chingadera did 162 come from? Or where did I get 144 from? Oy. Hmmm, not good as I begged and borrowed scraps of a discontinued line in order to cut 144 of these guys out. I am up Chingadera creek without a paddle. Beg more scraps and cave and use some of the fabric line that I wasn't crazy about, but managed to eek out 18 more Chingaderas. Grudgingly glue them down. Hold up the finished quilt top and that damned Chingadera is wider than it is long. And yes. I was holding it the right way. In the mean time, I find the template I used that clearly says to cut 144 shapes. I should probably include at this point that I don't actually have all the directions. I photocopied the pattern from a magazine I bought and did a poor job of the photocopying. My potential part of this aside, I still maintain there is an issue with the pattern. Anyway, since it was all just a raw edge experiment, I am going with it. I wrestled it under the machine and got it quilted. It is on a break until after the holidays.

The last kamikaze quilt of 2012
I received a yard of Cardinals football fabric a few years ago and thought it would make a fun quilt for my oldest nephew who is a huge Cardinals fan. Then promptly forgot about it. Found it again and decided this was the year. Truth be told, it is not my best work. It was rushed, I ran out of thread and the backing was a smidge too small. But, it is a great fan tribute and I think he will love it, so there's that.







Well, that's a hell of an update. If you must know, the Mistress Janome is in the shop. The machinist called today with an update on her spa treatments. It went something like this:
Him: we'll ma'am, I can see you are getting your use out of this machine.
Me: it's a few years old.
Him: yep, you need a new bobbin case. Wore a groove in it.
Me: oh. Ok (clear on what a bobbin case it, unclear on how or where a groove may have been worn).
*we agree that it will be replaced*
Him: this much sewing, you should consider bringing it it more often than every two years.
Me: hmm, well yes. I consider it often. It's the follow through I have problems with.
Him: I think it's the road to heaven or is it hell that is paved with good intentions. Anyway, it's spread all over my work bench right now, but you probably got things to work on so I'll have it ready by tonight.
Me: oh no rush on my end. I am on break until January.
Him: oh good. I'll see you Wednesday then.
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We were on a break!

No, not me and Ross from Friends. Me and quilting. But we're totaling getting the band back together. Getting back on that horse, cause its like riding a bike, once you learn you never forget. Which actually is not totally true, btw. Am currently relearning how to ride a bike. A grown up bike, one with gears (ooooooooooooooo). Alright, enough with the wit already. Back to sewing.

Where was I? Hard to say since I haven't really sewn much since, um...., March. Anywhoo, no I haven't finished Clare de Lune, though it is ready for basting and I have two stencils to pick from for quilting. It's kind of a funky shape (more square than rectangular, what is up with that lately?), but I am going to let it go.

My mama came to visit and we took the opportunity to egg each other on at the quilt store. I finally bought the fabric to make a Christmas tree skirt that I've wanted for a while. In a rare fit of productivity, I managed to get the fabric cut and the basic shape completed. I just have the quilting to go. Don't place any bets, but that sucker might just be under the tree this year.



I finally managed to start basting down the shapes for my raw edge appliqué project at a guild sew in. It is going to take FOREVER. There's 17 rows. The 6 below took me 3 hours to glue down.


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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

What 100 of something looks like

My son's class is celebrating their 100th day of school this Thursday. 100 days of anything is a lot when you are six, so this is a big deal. The kids were instructed to bring in 100 of something (small, thank goodness. we chose lentils. 100 lentils are not many lentils. And they are hard to count.) That got me thinking of my latest project. I've been cutting out shapes in my spare time. I need 144. This is my "What 100 of Something Looks Like". 44 to go.





Istanbul is in the binding phase. After much thought and testing of binding methods, I stuck with the tried and true hand stitch.

And in case you were wondering, it takes about 2.5 weeks to regrow a finger. Actually, since I am not a starfish, it didn't so much as grow back as it just got better.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Tis but a flesh wound!

A horrible warning



Rotary cutters are sharp. Wicked sharp. And of course it happened at a guild meeting, so I couldn't mourn the loss of the chunk of my finger and bleed in peace.

By the way, when you text your husband asking what you should do if your finger won't stop bleeding, you deserve what you get and what you get is panic.

New experiment: how long does it take to regrow a finger?
Answer: so far, longer than three days. And I am being a BIG baby about it.

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Monday, February 20, 2012

F-ing kangaroos

Random line from a Terry Pratchett book, but fitting. I've been arguing with blogging software. Thankfully, blogpress finally updated their app for the new os. So here we are. Where we're we?

Oh right. Istanbul (not Constantinople). Quilting the *%$& out of it according to one onlooker. I still heart it so much. Even though I've so far used approximately 750 meters of thread on this sucker. I can get through about one and a half columns of quilting on one bobbin spool. This pattern is crazy.










I've completed 8 columns of quilting so far, not counting the one I ripped out (took me a week to rip that out) because it was nested all wrong. I have at least four more to do, then need to go back and fill in holes along the side. Then on to binding, which brings me to my next rant...

Why don't I just buy binding fabric when I buy the rest of the fabric? It is only thanks to OCQ that I have the fabric that I want to bind this sucker. I really need to get better about that.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

WTF?!?

WTF?
So it's not like I haven't been sewing... Well at least I was sewing up until about Thanksgiving. I had huge plans. Huge! I even blogged about them. I had a totally awesome, totally picture filled, totally wordy post all about sewing. Then my stupid blogging software went on a literary rampage and ate my post. And that is not a fancy of blaming my lacksadsical writing on someone other than me. I was seriously peeved. Apparently the software did not appreciate the iOS upgrade. According to their site, they were getting right on that update...um right. Anyway, I finally gave up on them and bought some new software. Eh voila! Here we are. 

Sew Anyway
I did finish The Gift and delivered it in early November. So pleased with how it turned out. I used a new stencil with my chalk pounce to mark it and it worked out quite well. 



In other news...
Also managed to finally get three quilts basted, Istanbul and the two basket weaves. Have I told you lately how much I love Kate Spain? (not to be confused with Kate Spade, though I love her too) My son took the picture below as I put on the borders.


The dueling basket weaves were interesting. It's quilt as you go, which was interesting. I basted all three base layers then set out to weave the top strips. Three hours and very sore finger tips later, I had both blankets set up for quilting.



Quilting was easy... Straight line raw edge appliqué. Got the binding put on at the November guild meeting and fully intended to finish both on a Thanksgiving car trip. As of today, January 1, I have one finished. Second one is about 1/4 finished. I'll post pictures of the finished one next time, along with a photo of the quilting on Istanbul. 



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